I happen to be a huge fan of Severus Snape and Lush and Harry Potter. Did I mention I’m a Harry Potter fanatic?
Anyway, last Fall I did a If Lucius Malfoy Shopped At Lush… post for fun as I wasn’t quite sure Professor Snape would wander into Lush. But I’ve since changed my mind. I can actually see Severus sneaking along the soap wall, Lush basket in hand with a sour smirk on his face trying not to be noticed.
While Lucius was all about shampooing those blond locks, I think Severus would be more appreciative of the herbal benefits of Lush. So my first pick for Severus Snape is going to be…
Lush Aqua Marina Cleanser
Ironically Aqua Marina this is not one of my favorite scents, it was just a bit too strong for my nose but I imagine that Severus would be enthralled by the “mineral-rich nori seaweed”. In fact this looks like something you might find in the potions closet and he probably needs a good cleansing kaolin clay being that he’s in the dirty dungeon for a good deal of his classes.
Lush Sea Vegetable Soap
I really don’t really think that Severus wants to smell like luscious lavender but Sea Vegetable? Yes indeed. Unbeknownst to him he might even elicit a passing smile from the ladies at Hogwarts from this ocean scented delight.
“The Comforter” Bubble Bar
I’m going to make a grand assumption here and possibly mess with the Harry Potter canon by thinking that just maybe Severus Snape enjoys a good bubble bath after berating students and plotting with (and against) the Dark Lord all day. The Comforter Bubble Bar has got blackcurrant and citrus to wash away the grime and relax even the most jaded resident of Hogwarts.
Lush Shine So Bright
While the Harry Potter books allude to Professor Snape being a greasy haired git, we all know better. Severus just has very misunderstood hair and I’m sure a little Shine So Bright would rev up those black tresses so they shine like a raven.
Secret Arts (formally Dark Arts) Jelly Bomb
This Jelly Bomb screams Severus Snape and being that it used to be called Dark Arts I’m wondering if it was inspired by him. Now it’s just called Secret Arts and it still screams Severus Snape. I believe that Professor Snape would love Brazilian orange oil, Cinnamon Leaf Oil and Sweet Almond essential oil that makes up this unique formula.
I also think that Severus might even ask for a few free samples at the counter. After all, he’s not as wealthy as Lucious and who in their right mind would turn down a free sample pot of Hair Custard.
I do believe he’d nick a tub of Dark Angels from Lucius too!
Also be sure to check out my Lush Dark Angels Review on YouTube!
21 thoughts on “If Severus Snape Shopped At Lush…”
The bubble bar looks so good!
It really is!
I love this. The cleanser does look a bit like a potion xD
Lol I love this!! Also some great product recommendations!
Thanks! I love Snape and Lush.
Oddly I can see Snape relaxing in a pink bubble bath, singing and drinking butterbeer whilst wearing a pink shower cap! Haha thanks for this it really made me smile. Love Sooz. X
I can see that too! Thanks for reading : )
Lol this is awesome. I can actually picture him sneaking in, maybe disguised with a large hat or some such ridiculous accoutrement sniffing and grabbing stuff 😛 😛
Awesome post! 2 of my fav things, Lush and Harry Potter!
I love your picks! Severus Snape would totally be all over the herbal benefits!
I love this post! I think you are right, Snape would be all over the herbal benefits! Might even chat up the associates about how to make it more potent or suggest better varieties of certain herbs!